Series 6 Episode 9

The gang flew to South Africa and Spencer, to my absolute delight, came out with ‘YHHH BOYY’! First time for 4 episodes! It has my night, my week and most probably my entire life. Spencer bequeathed (Big word for some of you) his animal and scientific knowledge to Phoebe as they watched the rhino’s taking a stroll. Swear I saw Victoria and Cheska roaming in the wild.

 

Jamie spent some time fishing and then Spencer came over, manipulated him and he took the bait (As soon as I saw Jamie fishing, I was so excited, I knew I could make a pun about bait). There was some tension between the two as Jamie said he wanted to pursue Lucy. Things came to a head when all of them were sitting down after listening to a rendition of an African song which I presume was called ‘Hello my friend’. Big tune by the way. Need to put it in next week’s soundtrack. Speaking of soundtracks, the one in this episode was brilliant I thought. It came out that Lucy would ‘choose’ Spencer over Jamie and gave a valid reason for it which I thought was fair enough. Jamie was hurt and threw his toys out the pram. Spencer just sat there grinning like a Cheshire cat. Idiot. Can’t even be bothered to write ‘Bro’s before Hoe’s. Spencer clearly doesn’t care about his BOYYYYYYYY.

 

The last part of the episode was fairly emotional (Honestly, I realise I do need to get a life). Was Jamie crying?! Was Jamie the BOYYYY actually crying?! I never knew a girl could do that to him. I felt so bad for him. I loved his cheekiness at the beginning of the episode. What a hero he was for kissing Lucy when she was asleep on the plane. Poor Jamie. Heartbreak for him. All of them have just messed each other about, I’m glad there was some honesty although that appears to go down the drain next week.

 

Other characters were also involved in this South Africa trip. It appears that Phoebe the Psychopath is now everyone’s best friend. To be honest, I felt a little bad for her when Alex comforted her earlier in the episode. It just transpired to me that perhaps she’d just gotten a little lost in life and just wanted someone to hug her. Alex was his usual suave self. He had the audacity to tell Binky that he had gone a little ‘rouge’ because of the sun. You know you’re arrogant when you switch from one language to the next just for one word. I would never do something like that and I can speak English and a little bit of Hindi.

 

Love when Andy went over to Vitalia who had bigger lips than Spencer’s psychotherapist. As soon as Stevie told him she had an ongoing thing with Spencer, Andy’s eyes lit up. He looked at her, raised his eyebrows and must have thought to himself, ‘I am going to smash that’. He took her on a date to a restaurant, she waited until the food had been delivered and then told him she didn’t eat in the evenings. Idiot. Jamie rung Proudlock and discovered this news which he took great delight in telling Spencer. The best part though was when Proudlock picked up the phone and Jamie comes out with ‘Yhhh Pruders BOYY’. It was said in a softer tone though. I liked that. On a separate but more brilliant note, how cool is Proudlock? Ended the conversation with ‘Alright man, peace’ and went back to posing for a naked photograph with Francis ‘The Skateboard’ Boulle. What an absolute hero.

 

There was also some action back home in Chelsea. Louise and the girls had their futures read which is a load of rubbish I think. I have inside knowledge that they had to cut out some of Louise’s scene as the tarot card reader said she would be involved with 15 different men. It was all going so well around the dinner table and then Cheska and Victoria had a falling out. We’ve never seen Victoria’s character develop but we saw more of her in this episode. Basically, she’s an absolute bitch. Louise had earlier been wearing some clothes for something Sophie was doing which seemed boring. She tried out a number of different looks, one of which was a poodle.Victoria showed her spiteful side when she said of Cheska ‘You don’t know her, she’s not relevant’. That was so, so cutting. I kind of felt bad for Cheska. Jokes, she is irrelevant.

 

Sam the loser continued his pursuit of Fran which came to an abrupt end. As if he thought he ever hada chance with her. I actually laughed when he looked disappointed. Also, there’s no chance Fran is just 5 years older than him. More like 305. Louise asked him how he has a high success rate. I think the question she needed to ask was ‘Why have you lied about having a high success rate’?

 

I’m getting a bit tired of the line that always, always, always starts with ‘It’s good that’ followed by ‘we get to hang out’ or ‘you guys are friends’. It’s dull and predictable. Sort it out.

 

Favourite Quote of the Episode:

 

Even though Sophie was talking about a hat:

 

‘I love the revival of the muff’.

 

So do I Sophie, so do I.

 

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Series 6, Episode 6

 

 

Most of this episode centred on the various different relationships. I’m noticing a pattern.

 

The main focus of this blog will be on Andy and Louise I think. This is what I have decided.

 

The build up began when Spencer asked Andy to go shooting with him. You could tell that Spencer was gunning for him (Phenomenal pun). He wanted to break that news which would leave ‘Andrew Jordan’ as Louise called him in a bit of a state. At the time, I felt for him. At the time, I was TEAM ANDY. Have to put that in capitals because I have to emphasise it. She cried in the club when she admitted it but the best bit about that scene was when Stevie described her as she walked in. ‘She’s female…short’. Great guess from Andy because I thought it was a dwarf.

 

Like I said a couple of weeks ago, I write this as the show happens. I’m such a multi-tasker. I just discovered that Andy has been sleeping around too. Therefore, I don’t think I have a team now. He’s hypocritical for doing that especially if Louise didn’t cheat whilst the two of them were in a relationship. Was awesome at the Jazz when Andy sat down with that girl who looked more like a skeleton and then looked up at Louise. You can tell he was just thinking ‘O shitttttttt, I could be in trouble here’. I don’t understand why Lucy told Louise about the clothes that the girl was wearing. One minute, the two of them are sworn enemies. The next, best friends. Think that’s just how women’s minds work. Was brilliant when Louise completely slated skeleton girl and then Andy came out in a serious tone with ‘She’s actually a very nice person’. What a legend. It was said with so much sincerity as well.

 

Everyone hated Lucy at one point as Jamie pointed out to Phoebe in an effort to make her feel better. Yhhhhh, I don’t think that’s going to happen with Phoebe the Psychopath. Speaking of Phoebe the Psychopath, what was she wearing when she first met with the girls, Rosie etc.? That silver dress or whatever it was looked like one of those special insulating coats they give you after you run a marathon. Bizarre fashion taste.

 

The next relationship to focus on (I really need to get a life) was that of Smoothest Man on the Planet Alex and Binks. Binks took him to meet her Mum who is an absolute hoot. That’s another pun because she looks like an owl. Her Mum greeted them and then welcomed then in with ‘Let’s do it, come on kids’. I knew she was open but that’s taking it too far. This Lucy situation is a strange one because she was making provocative comments which would have irritated me but I think she was just saying it to be nice. Who knows. What I do know is that Binks needs to toughen up a little. Girls like Lucy will eat you for breakfast. Binks, Alex and Lucy went for dinner. It was all going so well until Jamie walked in and literally DESTROYED it. It was so awkward. He claimed he was clowning around, and he was, but he’s starting to remind me too much of Spencer now.

 

 

Spencer has had more of an influence in these last couple of episodes and it showed when he and Louise met on a bridge for about the 8000^th time. Even when Spencer is arguing with someone, he’s doing it on a bridge. I don’t understand the reason those two keep meeting up. It’s such a hostile and frenetic relationship which is bubbling with anger. Love how he always has an answer for everything. He just charms his way out of situations, a bit like me.

 

 

 

 

He met with the psychotherapist again. I’ve just cottoned on that these are weekly sessions he has seeing as I write about it each week. I’m still going to slate her acting skills though and I have also noticed she has a head shaped like a hexagon. She also needs to have a new pose. She’s too stuck with the whole ‘fingers on her head pose’ and she also is boring me with her repetitive line of ‘Well, it sounds like’. Shut up. Say something new. I was also a bit perturbed by her regular orgasmic ‘Mmmmmm’ when Spencer was speaking. Love how Spencer said he was getting bored of cheating on his girlfriends like it was a sport or an interest that you just tire of.

 

I always called Francis, Francis ‘The Skateboard’ Boulle but now he’s teaching people how to ride bikes. This leaves me in a dilemma. Do I now call him ‘Francis ‘The Bike’ Boulle. I’m so confused. 21^st Century problems. Who else was wishing Stevie crashed headfirst into the Thames? Stevie can’t get a girl and can’t ride a bike. He must be suicidal.

 

I love how Cheska has been relegated to about 5 lines in each episode. Lucy said the most important thing in her life at the current time was her dog. Cheska agreed and confirmed the same. Cheska, your dog has always been the most important thing in your life. No man wants you.

 

Favourite quote of the episode: Louise to Skeleton Girl: ‘First of all, can I have my jumper back, and second, get out of my fucking seat’.

 

Sounds like a line Danny Dyer would come out with.

 

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Series 6 Episode 4

I don’t think many of us liked Lucy when she was first introduced but I felt so bad for her on a few occasions in this episode. She’s stunning too. You can’t treat a stunning girl like that. Also, that massage she had is the closest we’ll see to her being naked. Just thought I’d mention that.

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Series 6, Episode 3

 Most of this episode centred on Jamie’s relationship with Lucy. He had taken Phoebe on a date when we first heard about the news that him and Lucy had slept together. When Jamie had kissed Phoebe a few minutes beforehand, I celebrated for him. I shouted out ‘YHHHH BOYYY’…. and then Louise called, told Phoebe the news and I celebrated for him again. I shouted out ‘YHHH BOYYY’. Jamie was loving life before the phone call but as it developed, you could see his facial expression was one of ‘O dear, I’m in trouble’. Phoebe took the news well at first but it was inevitable that those dagger eyes came out. Frightening. Don’t scare me like that again near Halloween please.

 There was some brilliant acting from Jamie as he reflected on life before he reached The Malt to break the news to Spencer. He gave it the old classic ruffle your hands through your hair. That’s when you know a guy is thinking deep. He told Spencer who was pleased with how honest Jamie had been but you can tell Spencer wanted to knock him the hell out. Don’t let a girl come between you though boys. Must be a pun there somewhere. It happened with Louise last time and it broke my heart to see the two of them fall out. Might kick off between them next week. But remember, it is always Bro’s before Hoe’s and Chicks before Dicks. They are the original BOYYYYS. Don’t break them up MIC producers.

 It kicked off a little at ‘Vanilla’ which is a club just for white people. There were a number of characters there. Fran, who looks older than my Nan (I used to write poetry) and Alex who is a little dull but is the most charming man in the world at the same time. So smooth. Reminds me of myself. And then there was Stevie who has FINALLY come into his own. What a legend. He was flirting with Belle and Tiff. I said two weeks ago that Tiff sounded like a name from Eastenders. Well, she also looks like she’s just rolled straight out of Eastenders. Stevie was my hero for turning his back on Lucy and just sniggering when she was irritated.

 It was emotional watching Jamie and Lucy at Vanilla. Those two were meant to be from the start when he took her for lunch in the last series right at the beginning. Lucy clearly wanted to admit her feelings for him and they gazed into each other’s eyes for a while but she palmed him off because she didn’t want to get hurt at the time. It’s at this point where a quote from a Lumineers song ‘Stubborn Love’ is relevant. ‘It’s better to feel pain, than nothing at all’. To be fair, when I’ve put my feelings out there, it’s never gone well. So, bollocks to the song. Keep your feelings hidden L

 There was tension between Fran, Alex and Binky but Alex is so charming so he can do as he pleases. I felt the lie was a tad harsh though and Fran as well as Binky to be honest are the only two female characters who have barely put a foot wrong so Fran didn’t deserve that on reflection. It was so good when Jamie said to Alex in the park ‘Yhhh boyyyyy. Playyaaa’. Jamie is coming straight out the hood. Looks like some tension with Phoebe and Fran next week. By the way, has Stevie Wonder been styling Phoebe’s hair? She looked like she had just come out of A and E with that red hair and bandage. Thought she’d been in an accident.

 On a separate but much more important note, the greatest ever thing happened in this episode. Francis ‘The Skateboard’ Boulle bought his skateboard back! I was so excited to see it. He loves that skateboard, and so do I.

 I like how Victoria got that screen time at the start but where the hell is her accent from?

  Just one more point: How the hell did Binks fail her driving theory?

 Favourite quote – ‘I nailed a bottle of vodka’ (Jamie to Phoebe)…’and her’ (Phoebe to Jamie)…

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The Last Episode

 

 

Best line of the entire series by an absolute mile – ‘Now who’s the slutty one’. Yes Lucy. Executed to perfection.

There was some very interesting, dramatic musical choices to go along with the scenes in this episode. I don’t think it matched at all apart from when Andy was on the verge of tears like a 5 year old girl for most of the episode.

Most of tonight revolved around Andy and Louise. He discovered that she spent the night at another man’s house. Well, if you were more interesting, she might have come back to you. He was a little too emotional all episode but I am with him on this one. He hit the bottle in the third part of the show which was reminiscent of watching Phil Mitchell in Eastenders back in the day when I used to sit around the house watching soaps but now I have a life as you can all see. Louise behaved like an absolute bitch in the bar. Team Andy! He had thrown her a surprise graduation party as well at Beaufort House. Mark Francis asked her ‘Does this mean you can now use a map’? Yes Mark Francis, Louise can now after completing her degree. She can also colour in without going over the lines and knows a few capital cities. Millie had a go at Louise for her late night activities and two seconds later, she was in tears. Thought we’d seen the end of them. Knew it was too good to be true. Millie also said about Jamie’s party, ‘I don’t know how Jamie got away with this without his Dad finding out’. Well Millie, he didn’t tell him.

Andy needed someone to speak to when he found out about Louise. If that happened to me, I would leave the girl like THAT (I just clicked my fingers to represent what THAT means.) Stevie comes out with ‘You’ve got every right to be pissed off with that’. Yes, great input Stevie. Talk about stating the obvious. He revealed to Spencer and Lucy that Louise stayed at someone else’s for the night. He loved the attention because no one else cares about him enough to give it to him. Lucy said Louise is replaceable. True that. This cool girl I know is going away for summer but it’s cool because she’s replaceable too. To be fair, I’m starting to feel a little sympathy for Stevie now. All he does is sit in his apartment…in the same seat…in the same position. Everyone’s doing their thing, his hot flatmate has gotten together with Spencer who is the definition of alpha male and all he can do is make boring awkward conversation. Shut up and go and get yourself a boyfriend Stevie.

Spencer and Lucy visited the aquarium on South Bank (it’s nice in there, well worth the visit) where he mentioned the breakdown in his and Jamie’s relationship. Just move on boys. It should all be water under the bridge. Note the pun. This girl told me I shouldn’t indicate when I’ve written a pun as it defeats the object and I do understand that, but most of the time, she talks absolute rubbish so I’m sticking to my guns on this one.

Oscar, Richard, Fran, Olivia and Ollie went for more food where it was revealed that Fran slept with Ollie or at least I assume that happened. Glad Oscar got a slap in the face. He just looks like he deserves to be trampled over.

Binks, Binks’ Mum (The Owl) and Lucy went for drinks which was dull. The best part was when Binks who was referring to the drink asked her Mum ‘Going down nicely’? I’m sure her Mum has been asked that a number of times before. Wish I was one of the people to ask her that.

A few of the girls were at Battersea Park walking their dogs. To be honest, couldn’t tell the difference between Cheska, Fran and their dogs. The shot of the dogs rolling around was more interesting than the girls’ conversation. I’m glad Andy’s dog didn’t make an appearance as it didn’t even move last week when it was shown. Also, I’ve literally never seen anything so stupid as ‘Doga’.

Jamie was sweet with Phoebe and told her he liked her but came out with his greatest excuse of ‘I wish it was different timing,’ plus he has a girlfriend which is a bit of an obstacle. The BOYYY is literally a legend.

Jamie and Francis ‘The Skateboard’ Boulle had a conversation about Spencer’s new relationship at the beginning of the episode. That was dull and repetitive but Boulle dropping the chair and walking into the door was awesome.

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Episode 10

 

 

All I remember from the opening part of the episode was Jamie’s ‘BOYYYYYYY’. Loved how he jumped at Spencer and was small enough to be held by him. Tension was in the air as Lucy arrived and gave her usual big eyed screwed up face look to the other girls who just ignored her. Brilliant when Jamie chuckled as Spencer mentioned the sleeping arrangements. He knew Spencer had a plan. Spencer always has a plan.

There was some lovely Oscar winning camerawork from the cameramen (obviously) who filmed Jamie’s legs as he slowly got out of the pool to go and sit near Watson. As you all saw, it didn’t go down well with Phoebe ‘I Should be in a Psychiatric Ward’ Lettice. Spencer’s plan kicked into action seven minutes into the show (That’s right, I’m that specific) when he spoke to Watson and Alex about their new ‘relationship’. Alex and Phoebe had a drink and reminisced about days gone by. Phoebe asked him about his reason for missing Benicassim a few years back and Alex said ‘I’d had enough of sunshine. I just wanted to chill out.’ Shut up Alex.

At drinks at whatever evening it was, Spencer went over to Lucy and asked ‘What are you doing over here’ to which she replied ‘I just needed to get away’. You were about 3ft from the rest of them. What are you talking about? Sort out your phrasing. I know this girl who’s an absolute clown and uses strange words to describe things. E.g. You can use the term ‘Everyone’ to describe two people. Spencer had a chat with Alex which Lucy rudely interrupted but then her and Spencer kissed after he professed his feelings for her. It was romantic in a sense but I’m starting to struggle tolerating Lucy’s voice. Hearing her is the same feeling I get hearing nails scrape something. Jamie had an opinion on Lucy and Spencer’s relationship but I don’t think he should have waded in like that. It was a catalyst for disaster and the argument that later followed. Lucy told Spencer about Jamie interfering which he didn’t like. ‘Pretty unimpressive best friend behaviour’. I like that. Going to use it in future as my saying. No one is allowed to steal it from me. You know who you are. It was predictable that Spencer and Jamie fell out at the end of the episode. Don’t EVER let a girl come between the BOYYYYYS. Those are the two best friends on the show.

Loved Proudlock and Francis ‘The Skateboard’ Boulle’s little session near the beginning of the episode whatever it was. Also loved how the two of them had the park to themselves. Wonder how much it cost to book out. At least have someone dogging in the corner to make it more interesting. The boys joined a new running club in Battersea Park (I’ve been there) but Boulle was a no show for the run until he came in late. Didn’t get Proudlock’s phonecall when he rung Boulle and said ‘You’re not even here’. Well, we know that Proudlock. That’s the whole point of phoning him in the first place. He met a nice blond who Boulle came in and stole away from him like the G that he is. He was such a legend when he said to the girl with regards to giving his phone number ‘I should give you mine too..just in case’ and when he mentioned about being free for Bee’s drinks. Also, what the hell kind of spelling is that for a name? AND she looks so much like Olivia or Fran? Can’t tell those two apart because I have no interest in them. He is such a sneak. I know a girl who’s a sneak. Boulle told Rosie he was getting back into shape for the polo season. Me and him have so much in common. Boulle lied to Proudlock about the drinks time with Bee and proceeded to give her a history lesson on London’s criminals which must have been thrilling for her.

There were awkward drinks between Binks, Fran, Ollie, Oscar and Richard which felt like a speed dating night. Just make normal conversation. Fran said she loved cocaine but passed it off as cooking but we all heard what she said. Oscar was his usual dickhead self. Get him off the show.

Binks, Rosie and Andy had gone for drinks where Andy is fast turning into the most boring mellowed man on the earth. His glasses make him look about 5000 years old and he’s pining for Louise. What happened to the smooth, charming  Andy Jordan that made a move on most girls he saw? He was much better. Reminds me of myself.

The episode was going so well for me and then I had to see Cheska even though it was a fleeting moment. Ruined it.

O Yeh Rosie, it’s ‘ruler’ not ‘rooler’.

 

 

Episode 9

 

 

Well, what we’ve found out from that episode is that Phoebe is a raving psychopath who should be put on suicide watch.

The Three Witches were having a chat at the beginning of the episode. The nickname I gave them at the start of the series is now so accurate. I’m a genius. Phoebe asppeared arrogant in her conversation but shouldn’t have been because she looked like a magician’s assistant with her white shirt and black blazer. The Witches said that Phoebe hadn’t fallen in love with someone since Alex which must have been nice for Josh to hear. Josh told us that he had a date. Don’t know how that happened seeing as he’s the most desperate boring character on the show. Later on, Phoebe, Jamie and Francis were having a chat in ‘The White Horse’ in Parsons Green. I like hanging out in Parsons Green. Phoebe seemed to think Alex was still in love with her. Jog on Phoebe. My Nan’s more in love with Phoebe than Alex is. However, I do think Alex was a little bit of a Sneaky McSneak for meeting up with Phoebe who, despite him cheating on her numerous times, didn’t want him to get hurt. Weak from Phoebe. She shouldn’t even be speaking to him after he did that to her. She fired questions at him from all angles! ‘Is she fun?’ ‘Does she make you laugh’? I asked myself those same questions with a girl who I spent some of last week with. No is the answer to both of them. She displayed her menacing characteristics at the ball when she went over and gave daggers to Lucy and Binks. To be fair, I was frightened what with her mask on and the tense music in the background. That BAFTA was fully deserved.

Lucy and Alex went for a walk on Wimbledon Common where NO-ONE else was around. So realistic. What I learnt from that was that Alex’s dog didn’t move and didn’t look real. He was just tugging at the leash and this thing didn’t even move. Lucy’s dog was freezing its bollocks off. Someone call the RSPCA on that one. Needs to be looked into. A date ensued later on in the episode which ended with a kiss. Lucy admitted to Binks that she was still thinking of Spencer and it looks like it will all kick off next week. Jamie made the decision to make up with Lucy. He is such a legend for hiding the fact that he got with her in Verbier. We all knew he did it to be honest. Took a man to admit it. I don’t think girls will agree with this. Apologies girls. ‘Just promise me one thing. Don’t fall in love with me again’. I don’t even care that he lied and cheated. What a hero for coming out with that. That BOYYYYY can get away with anything. My love for him increases daily. Brilliant when Andy asked him ‘Are you going to finally admit you got with her in Verbier’ and all he did was smile. He literally lights up every scene.

Andy and Stevie were having a chat in Stevie’s flat. I was always good at poetry in school. I loved when Stevie was talking about what would happen if he brought a girl back. As if that’s going to happen. Awesome when he just shrugged and said ‘It happens quite often’ when Lucy walked in in her bra and underwear, BUT, because she’s comfortable doing that around him, it means Stevie is well and truly in the friend zone. Shame on you Stevie. The boys had a discussion regarding Andy and Louise’s relationship to which Andy said he wouldn’t be under the thumb. Too late. You already are. Louise said to the girls that he would get a taxi to Edinburgh if she asked him which is true. I know a girl who wouldn’t even walk to her room from the kitchen to get her computer. Andy would suit her.

Trust ‘Dstrkt’ to be spelt like ‘Dstrkt’. Just call it ‘District’. Cheska made up with Oscar and gave him a handshake. That’s how you know Cheska is a man. You kiss each other on the cheek and make up. Cheska almost broke his hand. Oscar was rushed to hospital after that scene. Poor Ollie was mortified when Ashley had a go at him after he interrupted her date with Josh ‘What is the point of me’ Coombs. I’ve lost all respect for Ashley. Don’t EVER do that again. He is the most sincere character on the show. She blamed it on being an Aries. I know a Libra girl who blames her massive lack of intelligence on her star sign. Such a bad excuse.

Mark Francis threw a masquerade party which is a recycled idea from an earlier series. Very cultured though with the operatic singers.  Jamie stirred it up massively with Lucy and Alex but I don’t blame him. He’s just looking out for his BOYYYYY Spencer. Boulle also joined in on the act which now seems to be his trait and favourite hobby. Spencer called Jamie from Barcelona and invited a gang out there and that’s where we were left this week.

The episode started with Francis ‘The Skateboard’ Boulle playing Boules which is a cool sentence to write. Proudlock was his usual chilled self and Jamie was wearing some sort of leopard print no sleeve t-shirt which made him look like a stripper. He said, ‘The sun’s out, there’s no darkness! That’s not strictly true but I see what he means.

A few of the gang played tennis. What the hell was Rosie wearing on her head? This is a girl who writes a fashion blog? I hope she has about 5 hits each week unlike my blog which is now on 2100. Just had to plug it there. Spread the word.

It was a nice moment when Victoria tried on the mask in the shop. Nice because that’s the best she’s looked for a long time. Should’ve kept it on, done us all a favour.

Written by Tom